Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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