Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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