You really coming over, don't trick.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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