I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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