Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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