i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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