I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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