I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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