thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Randomize
