We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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