I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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