Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it because I queefed?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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