i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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