I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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