do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I lost the right to judge tonight
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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