all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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