I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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