your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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