windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
