Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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