I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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