Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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