She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
