somebody snuck up and got me drunk
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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