my mouth tastes like poor choices
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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