I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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