Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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