let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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