My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Life is so much better after having sex.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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