talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
organizing the empties. That sober.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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