so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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