Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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