dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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