question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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