its not stalking. its research.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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