Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
