Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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