your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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