He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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