I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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