My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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