I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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