The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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