Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
