it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She needs sedatives and a leash
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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