i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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