Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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