Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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