Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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