Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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