real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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